What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:26

A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”